they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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