this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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