Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I think my vagina is haunted
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Randomize
