so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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