sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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