i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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