then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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