I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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