So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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