The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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