You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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