She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm both gender and math confused
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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