a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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