I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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