Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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