when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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