Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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