is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
false alarm, still single
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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