It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
now i know why i became what i already was.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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