Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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