its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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