I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
