Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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