HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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