Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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