is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I touched a dick in church today
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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