doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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