so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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