Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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