I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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