haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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