Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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