it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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