you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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