morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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