You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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