ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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