Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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