So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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