Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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