Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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