How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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