He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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