rhymes with "ouble enetration"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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