GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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