I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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