You work out of a Hotel?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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