I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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