Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm both gender and math confused
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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