it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The struggles of a small town man whore
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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