Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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